A father asks peon:
How are the studies in
this college? Where
do I see my son in
future? Peon: The
future is bright, I had
also completed my
engineering from the
same college
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Girl: how much this
dress.
Salesman: just 5
kisses.
Girl: k. Hw much
this saree?
Salesman: only 10
kisses.
Girl: k pack this
saree. My grandma
pay the bill.
Hakazzz
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Love is very angry
want to say i love
you . Love is very
thusty want to say
i touch you . And all
are very mad that
everybody believe
it
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JOB OFFER IN
MOBITEL SALARY :
Rs.67,500 QUA :
Should have
passed O/L PLACE :
Colombo JOB :
Mobitel tower eka
uda hitagena airtel
signal awoth huu
kiyala elawana
eka..
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GALFRND:Y did u
sleep wth ma sister
BOYFRND:Jane u
kwn ma lov 4u is
2much 2share wth
u alone dhatz y i
bedded u sister
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2day is the
international day of
smart
n
attractive people.
Send this 2 some
one
who fits the
description!
Don't send it back,
i've already
recieved hundreds
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GODISNOWHERE
this can b read as
GOD IS NO WHERE or
as GOD IS NOW HERE
everything
depends on how do
u see anything.
So think possitive!
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monday 2 sunday,
frm january 2
december,
from birth till my
death,
my feeling 4 u hv
never changed,
4 me,
u've always been a
headache!
