Husband:You
know,our son got his
brain from
me...............Wife:I
think he did,I still got
mine with me!!!
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Dad:Why aren't you
doing well in history?
Pappu:Because the
Teacher keeps on
asking things that
happened before my
birth
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A girl wearing very
short skirt.A boy asks
he Won't yr mom tell
anythng abt yr dress?
Girl replied: My mom
will b very
angry..bcoz I'm
wearing her dress.
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Doctor implants New
Ear 2 a man Man: "U
fraud,U gave me a
woman's ear" Doc: It
makes no difference
Man: "It does,Now I
hear everything but
understand nothing"
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Boy- From the day I m
ur friend, I m not able
to eat, drink or
smoke.Girl- how
sweet, so u r madly in
LOVE with me..!Boy-
SHUT UP..!!, U made my
pocket empty.
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JUDGE:WHY did U
Shoot Ur Wife instead
of shooting her
LOVER?MAN:Ur
Honour, it's Easier 2
Shoot a WOMAN
once,than ----
SHOOTING a Man
Every Month
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indian- i have 4 sister
n 3 brothers what abt
u? American-i hav no
sis or no bro but i hav
4 moms frm 1st dad n
5 dads frm my 1st
mom
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“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I
kiss my wife try it” 2
hours later sardar
sms 2 boss: “Me ok,
ur wife very sweet”
